Wednesday Things

1) I just discovered that Every. Single. Season. of The Biggest Loser is on Netflix. I'm mildly emabarassed by how excited I am about this. For as much as I love Dolvett, I'm doubly excited because all of these past seasons have my fave lady - JILLIAN.

2) I have decided that given the recent trend in my male friends sending me photos of their culinary pursuits, I'm going to be hosting a Boys Bake-Off. Matt sent me this picture of the Arroz con Pollo he whipped up from scratch, and Josh sent me the second picture of his homemade coffee cake! And you remember the cheesecake chips, right?

I'm proud.

So very proud.

3) I haven't shared something awesome from Yahoo! recently, So here it is. I really like this appalling cover letter. I sent it to my family and my sister replied, "That kid stole my cover letter! Damn him. Sorry guys, I was waiting for the right time to tell you that I can bench press double my body weight..."

She can be funny sometimes.

4) My parents are coming to visit on Friday!! I'm thinking they must love me if they want to visit Wisconsin in February. I plan on taking them ice fishing. Just kidding. Maybe.

5) I'm really not much of a shoe girl, but I may be a running shoe girl. Work-appropriate shoes don't come in neon. These Brooks PureCadence are headed to my doorstep as we speak.

6) I understand that we are not speaking. I am speaking to you. Or...writing to you. One day I'll just post an audio file of me reading my post so that I am actually speaking to you. It'll be practice for when I have to record the audiobook for my memoir, It's Normal to Answer Carrie Bradshaw's Rhetorical Questions Out Loud (and other normal weird things).

7) That title is still in the works.

8) I tried to play this word even though I was certain it was only a real word in Harry Potter. I was so wrong that I got 54 points.

squib (n.) - a firework consisting of a tube filled with powder that burns with a fizzing noise.

9) Hey men, how do you know if a tie is too skinny? How do you what ties go with what shirts and what shirts go with what suits? The Art of Manliness has all sorts of cool man wisdom.

Okay talk to you later bye!

2 comments:

  1. Even better than that cover letter is this video resume from a few years back: http://www.focus.de/finanzen/karriere/bewerbung/bewerbung-impossible-is-nothing_vid_971.html

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    1. That video resume is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. The dancing? The brick-breaking? Seriously bizarre...

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