Do more people smoke in Florida because they didn't see the same PSAs I saw as a kid or because it's not a miserable experience to step outside between the months of November and April?
Where are my corduroys? I'll need them for how cold it is. Inside.
Year-round bathing suit season kind of makes me reconsider all of the baked goods I was planning on eating this holiday season. Just one more piece of that pumpkin bread...
Maybe I'll see a manatee during my run this morning!
For a landmass that is almost completely surrounded by water, it's surprisingly difficult to find good sushi.
Damn you, Wisconsin with your round "o's" and "oh yaahs!" No one believes me when I tell them I'm from D.C.
What are these gecko/lizard things scurrying around on the sidewalk and why are they not scared of me?
Hold on - you are the grocery store cashier and you don't want to know my entire life story? I guess I'm not in Madison anymore...
I'm not nearly as tan as I bragged about being before I moved here.
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