Real Thoughts I've Had Since Moving to Florida


If there's one thing I love about St. Pete, it's that all of the traffic lights are impeccably well-timed.

Do more people smoke in Florida because they didn't see the same PSAs I saw as a kid or because it's not a miserable experience to step outside between the months of November and April?

Where are my corduroys? I'll need them for how cold it is. Inside.

Year-round bathing suit season kind of makes me reconsider all of the baked goods I was planning on eating this holiday season. Just one more piece of that pumpkin bread...

Maybe I'll see a manatee during my run this morning!

For a landmass that is almost completely surrounded by water, it's surprisingly difficult to find good sushi.

Damn you, Wisconsin with your round "o's" and "oh yaahs!" No one believes me when I tell them I'm from D.C.

What are these gecko/lizard things scurrying around on the sidewalk and why are they not scared of me?

Hold on - you are the grocery store cashier and you don't want to know my entire life story? I guess I'm not in Madison anymore...

I'm not nearly as tan as I bragged about being before I moved here.

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